Ladies and Gentlemen – So here I am in Satan’s Butt Crack…. Watching the National Championship Game… Yes “The” National Championship Game Yelling loud enough that, according to NASA, lights dim as far away as San Antonio Then it happened…. Alabama’s attempted fake punt on the first possession of the first quarter caused my spleen to jump out of my belly button… If that wasn’t bad enough….. I had no internet connection after the...