Ladies and Gentlemen I write this article with mixed emotions but probably not for the reasons that some of you and the national card carrying character assassins would believe. Joseph Vincent Paterno, the Great “Coach Joe Pa” to you and I and the winningest coach in Division I football history passed away Sunday morning of a broken heart at the age of 85.
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have come to the last week of the 2011 College Football Season. The selections and follow-on articles this week will be a little light as I am on a promotional tour, but stay tuned. In the coming weeks we will have Season Ending Awards and all Your Bowl Games. And a few weekly “surprises” for you all this Christmas. After all Santa has informed me that you have been...
Ladies and Gentlemen – In an age when we hear far too much about the greed in sports, from athletes selling their memorabilia for tattoos to a Father selling their son to the highest bidder. It’s refreshing to know that there are still athletes who will go the extra mile to bring hope to those who need it the most.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Although this is your last regular weekly college football pick…. The season is far from over; we still have the 2009 Bowl Game Spectacular And Your College Football Prognosticators end of the season Awards. They are very prestigious. The CFB Wizard Christmas “Special” And somewhere between now and the end of the year We will catch up with Hootie Snitch and get his “unique” perspective on college football. So have...
In the words of the Professional Wrestling Icon “Nature Boy” Ric Flair “To Be the Man, you have to beat the Man” Saturday night in Atlanta at the Georgia Dome…. The Southeastern Conference Championship game…. The Alabama Crimson Tide didn’t just beat the man…. They took him behind the woodshed and wore his ass out.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...
Hey Yawl! It’s me, Hootie Snitch the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! I am right here at my restaurant HOOT-R’s! Located in a previously owned double wide trailer… right off of Leadmine Road just outside of Baneberry Tennessee Look for the lighted sign and come on in for the Biggest and Best Tennessee Volunteer Victory party in the universe! In case you is a living under a rock This is the...
Ladies and Gentlemen - We have a lot of ground to cover today… So let’s not waste anytime on formalities here. Enjoy your Update BREAKING NEWS…… It has been reported that former Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer…. is the “Secret” witness in the investigation surrounding the death of David “Grasshopper” Carradine. Evidence has been brought to the attention of your Favorite College Football Prognosticator to suggest Phil Fulmer knows more about the death of...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time to catch up on your college football news as a number of major colleges concluded their spring practice last weekend. Stay tuned… I have some news that will surely amaze you… And Next Week…. We will have the return of our “Seven Questions” segement… With none other than Miles Brand the President of the NCAA… It should be “illuminating”….. But until then let’s catch up on some emails...
Ladies and Gentlemen - What a weekend in College Football…… Despite being a dismal 31 and 10 (76%) I was the ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country that Picked the Mighty Longhorns over the Boomer Sooners of Oklahoma… EDITORS NOTE: I greatly appreciate my Longhorn Fans… However I will NOT be a candidate for Governor of the Lonestar State Next Year… Despite the FACT my opponent hates Christmas, Children and Darrell Royal… “I am...
