Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s time to catch up on the latest news from around the College Football World. I have added a few extra segments for your viewing pleasure as well. Why? Because I care Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s time to catch up on the latest news from around the College Football World. I have added a few extra segments for your viewing pleasure as well. Why? Because I care Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Well my friends it’s the last official week of the 2010 College Football Season….. It’s been a wild year….. This year has had more surprises than a birthday party at a schizophrenic’s house And it’s been just as crazy. Nobody guessed Auburn and Oregon in the BCS Title game… (Certainly not yours truly) And I couldn’t imagine the Texas Longhorns not being in a Bowl game…. Or Coach Meyer leaving...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s finally here…. The “official” kickoff to the 2010 College Football Season… This week we have some instate rivals and border wars…. We have Creampuffs and Wanna-be’s…. And we have a couple of games that will separate the contenders from the pretenders. The National Anthem is over and the Marching Band is leaving the field… My friend’s get on your feet, raise your voices in unison and put your hands...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome back my friends, I have missed you all. Despite being in exile in a rather hostile and uncivilized land… I would rather be caught in an “I (Heart) the NCAA” T-Shirt that ever disappoint my beloved fans. EDITORS NOTE: Before you ask, “No”, I am not trapped in OBKnoxville or Los Angeles. Why do I endeavor such a herculean task under such austere conditions you may ask? Because I...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the lengthy delay in getting back with you all…..my beloved fans. But as you may already know…. Due to my rather phenomenal year of College Football Prognostication in 2009, I embarked on the “CFB Wizard World Tour”, which I am in the process of wrapping up. But before I describe my eventful night in Beijing after winning the coveted “Laughing Monkey Award”, I want to clear up...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch Medicine last night. As I set here in my new Urban Myer Flip Flops...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I’m glad you all enjoyed your first installment of the 2009 College Football Preseason Extravaganza. But last week’s installment was like Diet Pepsi compared to this week… Let’s move on to the “real” thing…. And discuss who will win the Conference Championships… As well as the ultimate prize… A trip to Pasadena and a shot at the National Championship…. Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen - I want to apologize for the format on my first post back from overseas… In case you were wondering… The last post was “not” intended as an Eye Chart… Glad to see is Hootie back…. (In a strange “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” kind of way) But I honestly could have done without the picture… Try not to leave too many comments for him… It only encourages him…. We have...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time for the kickoff of the 2008 College Football Season and your favorite College Football Prognosticator has the answers to the questions you so desperately seek. Will the Duke Blue Devils have more than a dozen fans at home football games this season? ANSWER: No, they will not. Is the theme from “Deliverance” the “official” Fight Song of the University of Tennessee? ANSWER: Yes…..complete with a shoeless boy and...