Ladies and Gentlemen Glad you enjoyed the first installment of the 2010 College Football News And as promised… The follow on installment for your viewing pleasure.. If you enjoyed the first article, then this should hit your funny bone in just the right place But before I leave you to your reading… You did get the memo that the “World is Coming to an End” Right? In case you didn’t get the email…. It...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch Medicine last night. As I set here in my new Urban Myer Flip Flops...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
My Dear readers…. I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas. It’s called….. “Christmas on Outer Drive” Over the years I have only shared this story…….. With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty. I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now….. But I hope you enjoy it…. If you enjoy it, share it with whoever you like… Merry...
It seems the folks at FoxSports and College Football News don’t read my column. I guess they can’t handle the truth…. After my commentary last week…. The twin towers of stupidity had the unmitigated gall to title their next article…. “Meet their Match: Can anyone Catch Southern California?” Are you kidding me? The gibbering idiots at the College Football News went on to say… “That if Southern California can survive their brutal road schedule,...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time for the kickoff of the 2008 College Football Season and your favorite College Football Prognosticator has the answers to the questions you so desperately seek. Will the Duke Blue Devils have more than a dozen fans at home football games this season? ANSWER: No, they will not. Is the theme from “Deliverance” the “official” Fight Song of the University of Tennessee? ANSWER: Yes…..complete with a shoeless boy and...
