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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RECRUITING
Ladies and Gentlemen Despite the fact I don’t put a lot of faith in the college football “recruiting process” as a whole, I know many of you would like Your Favorite College Football Prognosticators opinion on the latest recruiting news. So here goes….. When I hear any member of the national sports media declare the “Recruiting National Championship”… It... »
HOOTIES COMMENTARY
Hey Yawl! Hell yeah it’s me! The Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! It’s Hootie “Mad as Hell” Snitch Hell yes I’m Mad! You want to know why? Cause everything done got turned upside down!! First that damn dope smoking California Loving Coach Lame Kitten.. Done ditched us faster than a supermodel on a blind... »
College Football News and Views (Part II)
Ladies and Gentlemen Glad you enjoyed the first installment of the 2010 College Football News And as promised… The follow on installment for your viewing pleasure.. If you enjoyed the first article, then this should hit your funny bone in just the right place But before I leave you to your reading… You did get the memo that... »
College Football Bowling Season Week 3
Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch... »
College Football Bowling Season Week 2
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no... »
Merry Christmas 2009
My Dear readers…. I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas. It’s called….. “Christmas on Outer Drive” Over the years I have only shared this story…….. With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty. I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now….. But... »
COMMENTARY Part II
It seems the folks at FoxSports and College Football News don’t read my column. I guess they can’t handle the truth…. After my commentary last week…. The twin towers of stupidity had the unmitigated gall to title their next article…. “Meet their Match: Can anyone Catch Southern California?” Are you kidding me? The gibbering idiots at the College Football News... »
COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS WEEK 1
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time for the kickoff of the 2008 College Football Season and your favorite College Football Prognosticator has the answers to the questions you so desperately seek. Will the Duke Blue Devils have more than a dozen fans at home football games this season? ANSWER: No, they will not. Is the theme from “Deliverance”... »