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2010 Pre-Season Extravaganza Part I
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome back my friends, I have missed you all. Despite being in exile in a rather hostile and uncivilized land… I would rather be caught in an “I (Heart) the NCAA” T-Shirt that ever disappoint my beloved fans. EDITORS NOTE: Before you ask, “No”, I am not trapped in OBKnoxville or... »
Lesser known 2009 Bowl Games
Ladies and Gentlemen – I know many of you are in the post Christmas wrap-up… No pun intended And I know….. It’s difficult to keep up with the myriad of College Bowl games this year. But this is no time to start taking laps around the anxiety pool. We will start with a few email Questions and... »
HOOTIE’S CHRISTMAS
Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! There has been a lot happening! The Tennessee Vols is State Champions! Hell Yeah! Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s” It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass Right here in Baneberry Tennessee… It is freaking awesome! I... »
Your Last Pick of 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen – Although this is your last regular weekly college football pick…. The season is far from over; we still have the 2009 Bowl Game Spectacular And Your College Football Prognosticators end of the season Awards. They are very prestigious. The CFB Wizard Christmas “Special” And somewhere between now and the end of the year We... »
Rewinding With Hootie
Hey Yawl! It’s the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Hootie Snitch! Since that Bama guy that writes this thing is in Tim Buck Two… I am a gonna due the rewind article this week and answer some of yawls emails. He sent me some notes and stuff, but I am fixing to get my “wing it... »
College Football Picks Week 6
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing... »
Black Monday
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope that you did not see the unspeakable tragedy that took place on Saturday. For those of you with children that witnessed the horror I can only pray the therapy bills will not be too expensive and the little ones will overcome the scars of what their young impressionable eyes saw that... »
Weekly College Football News
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we kickoff the 2009 College Football Season this week… We have a few things to discuss… We have some college football news and some of your College Football Kickoff Email Question and Answers. Look at this segment as a warm-up before the opening game… Minus the jumping jacks and all the sweating.. ... »
The NCAA Response
The NCAA Response to the College Football Wizard Commentary Dear Mr. College Football Wizard I was deeply troubled by the recent article on your website which appeared on June 12th, 2009. I would like to officially request that you cease and desist all activity which might further slander myself, the NCAA, and various personnel mentioned. »
TGIF Update
Ladies and Gentlemen - We have a lot of ground to cover today… So let’s not waste anytime on formalities here. Enjoy your Update BREAKING NEWS…… It has been reported that former Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer…. is the “Secret” witness in the investigation surrounding the death of David “Grasshopper” Carradine. Evidence has been brought to the attention of your Favorite College... »