Ladies and Gentlemen – As you know by now……. The finest College Football Picks anywhere in the Country are right here and ready for your viewing pleasure. (No need to thank me, it’s what I do) We have some big games and some “not so” big games, but they are all here for you So let’s get to it It’s time for College Football And one other thing… It’s good to be back, I...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your long wait is over. No longer will you have to force yourself to watch Celebrity Poker or the Canadian Badminton Championships to have something “sport like” to fill your sports void. EDITORS NOTE: Is it just me or does “Celebrity Poker” sound nasty to you too? Sounds like a weekend at Charlie Sheen’s house to me. You don’t have to gripe anymore about the Pennsylvania Amish Butter Churning Championship...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have reached the end of the 2010 College Football Season…. In this last edition will have end of the Season Emails….. A New Year’s message or two…. And the last segment of the 2010 Bowl Predictions… To include the BCS National Championship game… Thank you all for coming along for the ride this year… I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Week 11 Picks are out a day early in Honor of the Marine Corps 235th Birthday And Veterans Day… To all my Marine Brothers and Sisters across the globe…. I want to wish you a Happy 235th Birthday….. And never forget we Marines aren’t in the “military” as some would have you to believe… We are a cult.. That oddly enough does not believe in putting your hands in...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like Richard Petty….. It’s good to be the King…. Last week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator…… Finished Week One at 63 and 7 or a rather remarkable 90%….. Not to mention… Hitting the “Upset Special” and the exact score of the game… However, even with this wonderful statistic.. I was roundly criticized in an email last week that said my writing style “wasn’t sophisticated enough…..” The email went on...
