Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I interrupt the “Iron Bowl” edition for important late breaking college football news Please accept this news release for widest dissemination: Great News for Irish Fans Released by University of Notre Dame Athletics Rise up Irish fans! A new day is dawning. Recently Northeastern University announced it was going to drop its storied football program. This would create a void and imbalance in the powerful Colonial Athletic Association standings. What...
Ladies and Gentlemen – You didn’t think I was going to leave you yesterday…. Without recapping the games of the week and answering your emails did you? I thought we knew one another better than that….. I would never disappoint by beloved readers (Or hardly ever…) But enough about that…. We have a lot of games to discuss….. So let’s get to it, shall we? Coach Pete, are you with me?
Ladies and Gentlemen – What a week it was… Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a rather amazing 42 and 10 last week or 81% and that leaves us at 411 and 107 or 79% for the season. But enough self adulation, this week we have “even” more Big Ten games…. Played for a variety of trophy’s and valued memorabilia and the tussle in T-Town. Later in the week we will discuss the Bowl...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a far sighted geriatric Mail carrier…. Bully from Mississippi State chewed the Commodores like a...
