Ladies and Gentlemen - We have a lot of ground to cover today… So let’s not waste anytime on formalities here. Enjoy your Update BREAKING NEWS…… It has been reported that former Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer…. is the “Secret” witness in the investigation surrounding the death of David “Grasshopper” Carradine. Evidence has been brought to the attention of your Favorite College Football Prognosticator to suggest Phil Fulmer knows more about the death of...
It seems the folks at FoxSports and College Football News don’t read my column. I guess they can’t handle the truth…. After my commentary last week…. The twin towers of stupidity had the unmitigated gall to title their next article…. “Meet their Match: Can anyone Catch Southern California?” Are you kidding me? The gibbering idiots at the College Football News went on to say… “That if Southern California can survive their brutal road schedule,...
I would like to congratulate the fans of The Ohio State University for packing in almost ninety six thousand fans to watch the Buckeye spring game breaking the record previously held by the University of Alabama. However I have a question…. When Alabama recorded attendance for the spring scrimmage of almost ninety four thousand back in 2006, northeastern “sports writers” (I use that term loosley)… Slammed the Alabama faithful by calling them…. “tobacco spitting...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time to catch up on your college football news as a number of major colleges concluded their spring practice last weekend. Stay tuned… I have some news that will surely amaze you… And Next Week…. We will have the return of our “Seven Questions” segement… With none other than Miles Brand the President of the NCAA… It should be “illuminating”….. But until then let’s catch up on some emails...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I want to apologize for the format on my first post back from overseas… In case you were wondering… The last post was “not” intended as an Eye Chart… Glad to see is Hootie back…. (In a strange “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” kind of way) But I honestly could have done without the picture… Try not to leave too many comments for him… It only encourages him…. We have...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator is Back! Before we catch up on lost times….. I want to thank you all for your kind words in response to my article about Charlie. I cannot begin to tell you how good it was to see him when I returned. Simply put: Charlie is “The Man”. I also want to thank you for your emails and all the prayers while I was deployed. I greatly...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It all comes down to this…….. The one Saturday that has been marked on your calendars since last spring….. This Saturday…… Is “The Third Saturday in October”….. This Saturday……. Jo Pa visits the Big Horseshoe…. This Saturday……. The Dawgs of Georgia travel to Death Valley to take on the Fightn’ Tigers… This Saturday……. The Wolverines and Spartans do battle in Michigan….. And…. This Saturday……. The University of Southern California plays...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know…. But Please Stop.. you are embarrassing me…. Just Because I was THE ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country to Pick the Texas Christian Horned Frog win (Not an “upset”) last night over the “Undefeated” BYU Cougars is no reason for such adulation….. I am just a simple College Fooball Prognosticating Genius… Sort of like “Rain Man”…without the stammer… Enjoy Your Picks! College Football NEWS and VIEWS...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Before we discuss the past week in College Football, I want to tell you a thing or two about picking the games…. You see I have been in a rush picking your games. I admit it… I am not making excuses… If I were to make excuses I would use any one of my favorite three excuses. You know what those are right? The Sun was in my eyes… I...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I wanted to take a moment in the wake of the national sports media’s “Love Fest” with the Unive$ity of $outhern California Trojan$ to bring some common sense to the College Football Weekend, that was… Has the National Sports Media gone mad? Jim Jones and his family drinking the cool-aide made as much sense as anything I have heard over the last 24 hours concerning the “Greatness” of the Southern...
