Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – The official kickoff of the 2010 College Football Season is just days away… And as you might expect your Week One College Football Picks will be out on Thursday just in time for the start of the 2010 season. But until then….. I present your last installment of the Preseason College Football Extravaganza… We will keep it short and sweet with late breaking college football new….. and your long awaited...
Hey Yawl! Hell yeah it’s me! The Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! It’s Hootie “Mad as Hell” Snitch Hell yes I’m Mad! You want to know why? Cause everything done got turned upside down!! First that damn dope smoking California Loving Coach Lame Kitten.. Done ditched us faster than a supermodel on a blind date with a one eyed midget. Not to mention I went and done gave Lame and...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...
Let’s take a moment to recap last week’s games… Answer some reader’s emails before your Week 5 Picks are released. We have a lot of ground to cover, so let’s get too it. Enjoy!
Ladies and Gentlemen – I know there were a lot of surprises last week… I also I know that I missed a good deal of my picks and upset specials.. We could “What if” this all day and speculate about a myriad of outcomes. For example.. “What if” Spartacus had a Piper Cub? Or “What if” Caesar had a Cessna? There is no sense in speculating any longer It’s time we move on to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we kickoff the 2009 College Football Season this week… We have a few things to discuss… We have some college football news and some of your College Football Kickoff Email Question and Answers. Look at this segment as a warm-up before the opening game… Minus the jumping jacks and all the sweating.. Enjoy!
Ladies and Gentlemen – I interrupt your normally scheduled article with the “Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet”.. Mr. Hootie Snitch; with breaking college football news.