Ladies and Gentlemen – This week…. I write to you from high atop my mountain compound that is the RTR Ranch and Sanatorium. I felt obligated to be in a “safe” place to write this week since the Illinois Fighting Pumpkins and the Kansas State Wildcats are both undefeated (6-0) for the first time since the Pilgrims played a Thanksgiving Football game. Because as we all know, that is one of the first signs...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Bowling Season…….. And with more Bowl Games than ever and sponsorships of the games difficult to follow Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator will break the Bowl games down into two parts for your reading enjoyment. No need to thank me…. Think of it as an early Christmas present….. Enjoy Part I of your Bowl games……
Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this Week’s Picks I believe Congratulations are in order…. After defeating the James Madison Dukes last Saturday the University of New Hampshire Wildcats can take their rightful place as the Number Three Ranked team in College Football! This of course is based upon the BCS formula of the “three degrees of separation” as it relates to the Virginia Tech Hokies. Meaning: On the merit of Boise...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a far sighted geriatric Mail carrier…. Bully from Mississippi State chewed the Commodores like a...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Our wait has been rewarded…. No, I am not talking about Michael Jackson finally being buried…. Week One of the 2009 College Football Season is behind us…. So let’s take a quick look back at some of the games that took place over the Labor Day Weekend and answer a few Email Questions and Answers.
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know…. But Please Stop.. you are embarrassing me…. Just Because I was THE ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country to Pick the Texas Christian Horned Frog win (Not an “upset”) last night over the “Undefeated” BYU Cougars is no reason for such adulation….. I am just a simple College Fooball Prognosticating Genius… Sort of like “Rain Man”…without the stammer… Enjoy Your Picks! College Football NEWS and VIEWS...
