Ladies and Gentleman – Just in time for Christmas, the second installment of your 2011 College Football Bowl games. I wanted to get this edition out before your Aunt Edna shows up with her Yorkshire terrier “Popeye” who conveniently has “diarrhea” which was probably caused from sampling Aunt Edna’s Ten Bean casserole “surprise” which she decided to bring to your house for Christmas. I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and don’t...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are only a week away from Thanksgiving……. And as we all know that is a special time to be thankful for all that we have, like the hate and animosity that comes with the college football rivalries on the menu the next two weeks. Ever since the Pilgrims played the Indians to a tie on Plymouth Rock, Thanksgiving is about the cornucopia of college football and the intense rivalries...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week…. I write to you from high atop my mountain compound that is the RTR Ranch and Sanatorium. I felt obligated to be in a “safe” place to write this week since the Illinois Fighting Pumpkins and the Kansas State Wildcats are both undefeated (6-0) for the first time since the Pilgrims played a Thanksgiving Football game. Because as we all know, that is one of the first signs...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Bowling Season…….. And with more Bowl Games than ever and sponsorships of the games difficult to follow Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator will break the Bowl games down into two parts for your reading enjoyment. No need to thank me…. Think of it as an early Christmas present….. Enjoy Part I of your Bowl games……
Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are nearing the end of October….. And in most parts of the country autumn is in the air…. The air turns crisp as the leaves begin to change color….. The cool breeze blows the falling leaves across the landscape…. And young and old alike are preparing for Halloween….. Children in festive costumes, pumpkin carvings of all types decorate porches and windows But as we all know…. This is also...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Ladies and Gentlemen – You didn’t think I was going to leave you yesterday…. Without recapping the games of the week and answering your emails did you? I thought we knew one another better than that….. I would never disappoint by beloved readers (Or hardly ever…) But enough about that…. We have a lot of games to discuss….. So let’s get to it, shall we? Coach Pete, are you with me?
