Ladies and Gentleman – Just in time for Christmas, the second installment of your 2011 College Football Bowl games. I wanted to get this edition out before your Aunt Edna shows up with her Yorkshire terrier “Popeye” who conveniently has “diarrhea” which was probably caused from sampling Aunt Edna’s Ten Bean casserole “surprise” which she decided to bring to your house for Christmas. I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and don’t...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope you all survived Halloween Weekend Last week’s picks had far more “Tricks” than “Treats” in it for me. Much like Charlie Brown and Charlie Weis I left last weekend with a sack full of rocks.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I was traveling recently and was forced to set next to a group of folks from New York City complaining about “Everything in the South” and for the record…. I am convinced that a New York accent is the greatest birth control device known to mankind. And it occurred to me during this ear rape I was experiencing that I had received an email recently that was perfect for this...
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have reached the end of the 2010 College Football Season…. In this last edition will have end of the Season Emails….. A New Year’s message or two…. And the last segment of the 2010 Bowl Predictions… To include the BCS National Championship game… Thank you all for coming along for the ride this year… I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a far sighted geriatric Mail carrier…. Bully from Mississippi State chewed the Commodores like a...
