Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It appears from a number of emails I received that I have slighted the Mighty Florida State Seminoles by not covering their “epic” win over Brigham Young University in Monday’s weekend wrap-up. That certainly wasn’t my intent, I assure you.
Ladies and Gentlemen- Although we are in the period between spring football and the kickoff of our beloved 2009 college football season, there is still a lot to discuss. But you wouldn’t know it by watching the major sports networks… That’s why I am here… There is No NBA here…. Where “one second” constitutes a minute… EDITORS NOTE: I still believe… If the folks that run the NBA would have been in charge of...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know…. But Please Stop.. you are embarrassing me…. Just Because I was THE ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country to Pick the Texas Christian Horned Frog win (Not an “upset”) last night over the “Undefeated” BYU Cougars is no reason for such adulation….. I am just a simple College Fooball Prognosticating Genius… Sort of like “Rain Man”…without the stammer… Enjoy Your Picks! College Football NEWS and VIEWS...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Before we get into Saturday’s Picks I have to say… I am still mad about last night…… I am One and Two on Thursday night (again)? DAMN it…. This is the reason my average has fallen faster than the stock market the last two weeks… As you know I was a disappointing 30 and 15 (76%) last week… Which leaves me at an embarrassing 202 and 51 for the season or 80%. Hold...
