
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope you all survived Halloween Weekend Last week’s picks had far more “Tricks” than “Treats” in it for me. Much like Charlie Brown and Charlie Weis I left last weekend with a sack full of rocks.

Ladies and Gentlemen – As you all know by now…… My beloved state of Alabama was hit with a devastating string of Tornados this past April. I would like to encourage you all, regardless of your religious or school affiliations (Which I recognize are often the same thing) to please donate to a charity of your choice that will help them recover from the devastating effects of this disaster. There are a number of...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this Week’s Picks I believe Congratulations are in order…. After defeating the James Madison Dukes last Saturday the University of New Hampshire Wildcats can take their rightful place as the Number Three Ranked team in College Football! This of course is based upon the BCS formula of the “three degrees of separation” as it relates to the Virginia Tech Hokies. Meaning: On the merit of Boise...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Everyone take your seats…. Class is in session Just relax…. Now is no time to panic….. It’s only the first week… Time for a quick review before we move on to this week’s college football picks The Ohio State Buckeyes are even better than advertised The Kansas Jayhawks are considering a sponsorship from Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company, thus allowing Hoover to use the motto: “Our vacuums suck almost as much...

Hey Yawl it’s the Number damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! That’s right it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from right here in beautiful Baneberry Tennessee! It’s smack dab in the heart of Volunteer Country! Go BIG Orange! I know yawl have been a missing me and a wondering what ole Hootie has been doing! So kick your shoes off and relax, we got some catching up to do…

On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Ladies and Gentlemen – While Coach Pete and the Southern California Trojans are singing MC Hammer songs and trying to determine if they are “Too Legit to Quit”, the rest of us will roll into the Week 12 Picks. But before we do I need to mention…. Last week your Favorite College Football Prognosticator… was a substandard 39 and 15 or a rather lowly 72%. That leaves us at 492 and 136 or 78%...
Ladies and Gentlemen – What a week it was… Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a rather amazing 42 and 10 last week or 81% and that leaves us at 411 and 107 or 79% for the season. But enough self adulation, this week we have “even” more Big Ten games…. Played for a variety of trophy’s and valued memorabilia and the tussle in T-Town. Later in the week we will discuss the Bowl...

Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...

Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...