Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is right around the corner…. And that means one thing… The next three weeks the fiercest rivalries in all of college football will be played. There will be Egg Bowls and Apple Cups… Civil Wars and Good Ole Fashioned Hate There will be Iron wills and Iron Bowls…. Just thinking about it…. Can make your stomach queasier than Aunt Edna’s five bean casserole Where are my Tums? Enjoy Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome back my friends, I have missed you all. Despite being in exile in a rather hostile and uncivilized land… I would rather be caught in an “I (Heart) the NCAA” T-Shirt that ever disappoint my beloved fans. EDITORS NOTE: Before you ask, “No”, I am not trapped in OBKnoxville or Los Angeles. Why do I endeavor such a herculean task under such austere conditions you may ask? Because I...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While others duke it out on Tobacco Road for bragging rights. It’s that time of the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like Richard Petty….. It’s good to be the King…. Last week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator…… Finished Week One at 63 and 7 or a rather remarkable 90%….. Not to mention… Hitting the “Upset Special” and the exact score of the game… However, even with this wonderful statistic.. I was roundly criticized in an email last week that said my writing style “wasn’t sophisticated enough…..” The email went on...
Hey Yawl, It’s me again! Hootie Snitch, the Number One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! I am right here in the heart of Vol Country, Baneberry Tennessee! Sorry I haven’t written lately…. As you all know I am in the Musical production at Dollywood called…. “Who Let the Clogs Out…”
Ladies and Gentlemen - As many of you may know…. There have been a lot of changes on the University of Tennessee campus since Lane Tiffin took over the Volunteer Football Program…. Running water… In-door plumbing… Electricity… Shoes…. But prehaps the most striking change this year… Will be the change to one (of the many) of the University of Tennessee’s Mascots. That’s right, you heard it here first! “Smokey” the blue tick hound…. Will...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know…. But Please Stop.. you are embarrassing me…. Just Because I was THE ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country to Pick the Texas Christian Horned Frog win (Not an “upset”) last night over the “Undefeated” BYU Cougars is no reason for such adulation….. I am just a simple College Fooball Prognosticating Genius… Sort of like “Rain Man”…without the stammer… Enjoy Your Picks! College Football NEWS and VIEWS...
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s that time of the year (Again)…… The names of the games alone are enough to make you break into goosebumps…. They are called many things…. The Red River Rivalry or The Red River Shoot-Out… But the game between Oklahoma and Texas is above all else…. A Border WAR…. Then there is the tussle between the Hedges in Athens… Between… Tennessee and Georgia….. Also… This weekend… The Black Shirts of Nebraska Invade...
