Hey Yawl! Hell yeah it’s me! The Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! It’s Hootie “Mad as Hell” Snitch Hell yes I’m Mad! You want to know why? Cause everything done got turned upside down!! First that damn dope smoking California Loving Coach Lame Kitten.. Done ditched us faster than a supermodel on a blind date with a one eyed midget. Not to mention I went and done gave Lame and...
It’s been a rather exciting “off season” already hasn’t it? Have I mentioned The University of Alabama Crimson Tide ARE the College Football National Champions? I have? Sorry, it’s been a while for me… We have a lot to catch up on don’t we? In fact we have SO much to talk about This segment will be posted in “two” separate articles, to include your email questions and answers… So be sure and check...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I ask you…. Who got treats and who got tricked this weekend? The Homers of Indiana certainly got “tricked” into believing a two touchdown lead was enough to beat the Iowa Hawkeyes. And the South Carolina Gamecocks had more than enough “Butterfingers” to start the game in Knoxville, which counted as a tasty “treat” for the Volunteers. But perhaps the best treat of all was watching the Trojans get the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a far sighted geriatric Mail carrier…. Bully from Mississippi State chewed the Commodores like a...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Way before criminal elements flashed hand signs to identify their affiliations…. The members of the Southwest Conference had established identifying hand signs for their respective teams and most if not all the fans of the universities have kept the tradition alive. Clearly this practice of indentifying one another with hand signs is not unique to the members of the former Southwest Conference, but they did perfect the practice.
Ladies and Gentlemen - We have a lot of ground to cover today… So let’s not waste anytime on formalities here. Enjoy your Update BREAKING NEWS…… It has been reported that former Tennessee Coach Phil Fulmer…. is the “Secret” witness in the investigation surrounding the death of David “Grasshopper” Carradine. Evidence has been brought to the attention of your Favorite College Football Prognosticator to suggest Phil Fulmer knows more about the death of...
Ladies and Gentlemen- Although we are in the period between spring football and the kickoff of our beloved 2009 college football season, there is still a lot to discuss. But you wouldn’t know it by watching the major sports networks… That’s why I am here… There is No NBA here…. Where “one second” constitutes a minute… EDITORS NOTE: I still believe… If the folks that run the NBA would have been in charge of...
