Ladies and Gentlemen – I come to you this week from the confines of the Death Star… As one of only a dozen Americans left here I wanted to share Some observations you may be interested in… The Storm Trooper outfits are surprisingly comfortable Darth Vader isn’t as tall as I thought he would be…. Yoda from behind looks like a taxi cab with the doors open. A small green taxi cab, but a...
Ladies and gentlemen much like Willie Nelson I am “on the Road Again…” EDITORS NOTE: And by making the statement “much Like Willie Nelson……” In no way infers that I will be riding around on a tour bus smoking marijuana, singing songs and eating Cheeto’s. My friends I have to depart to less friendly shores for a few months… but I want to assure you that although there will be a “slight” disruption to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not getting any respect from the pollsters?” Simply put… If you look up “Dumbass” in Webster’s...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I hope that you did not see the unspeakable tragedy that took place on Saturday. For those of you with children that witnessed the horror I can only pray the therapy bills will not be too expensive and the little ones will overcome the scars of what their young impressionable eyes saw that day. Who would have thought something so terrible would be witnessed on live television. For those of...
Well Damn it all….. Them Florida Gators done stole another one. And too make matters worse… If that is even possible… Guess what done went and happened? Remember when I was putting up a previously owned double wide trailer up for my Restaurant? And I called it HOOT-R’s you know like that other place except spelled different? Well little did I know… Cause I didn’t read the mail they sent me concerning the name...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It appears from a number of emails I received that I have slighted the Mighty Florida State Seminoles by not covering their “epic” win over Brigham Young University in Monday’s weekend wrap-up. That certainly wasn’t my intent, I assure you.
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a lot of college football news to discuss from Tallahassee to Tacoma…. So let’s get to it…..
