
Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Coming at you from the Heart of Volunteer Country in Baneberry Tennessee!

Hey Yawl! It’s the Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! You guessed it! It’s your Ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from the heart of Volunteer Country! Right here in Baneberry Tennessee! I done wrote me a Christmas Story and I got some other stuff too….. It’s like the “Night Before Christmas”….. But think of it as the Tennessee version… It’s awesome as hell…. Yawl Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – There are a lot of things in this life I simply don’t understand….. For example: I don’t understand when I purchased an Olympic Air Pistol in California… I had to wait 14 days to pick it up. (The optimum word here is “Air Pistol”, as in a Pellet gun) Yet if I go down to any local airport with 100K in cash…. I can purchase two or three airplanes and...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I apologize for the lengthy delay in getting back with you all…..my beloved fans. But as you may already know…. Due to my rather phenomenal year of College Football Prognostication in 2009, I embarked on the “CFB Wizard World Tour”, which I am in the process of wrapping up. But before I describe my eventful night in Beijing after winning the coveted “Laughing Monkey Award”, I want to clear up...

Ladies and Gentlemen – Time to take a break from shopping and wrapping presents… Forget about the tinsel and what to get Uncle Todd for Christmas for a minute or two. Ignore your sibling bragging how your niece is a genius at 10 years old but everyone knows she eats her own boogers. It is time for the most prestigious college football awards on the World Wide Web. It’s time for the year end...

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! There has been a lot happening! The Tennessee Vols is State Champions! Hell Yeah! Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s” It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass Right here in Baneberry Tennessee… It is freaking awesome! I even got me some emails to answer too And it wouldn’t...