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Preseason Kickoff with Hootie Snitch
Hey Yawl it’s the Number damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Planet! That’s right it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from right here in beautiful Baneberry Tennessee! It’s smack dab in the heart of Volunteer Country! Go BIG Orange! I know yawl have been a missing me and a wondering what ole... »
2010 Pre-Season Extravaganza Part III
Ladies and Gentlemen – The official kickoff of the 2010 College Football Season is just days away… And as you might expect your Week One College Football Picks will be out on Thursday just in time for the start of the 2010 season. But until then….. I present your last installment of the Preseason College Football Extravaganza… We... »
Post Rivalry Weekend
If you came to this website expecting……. To read someone brag or boast about their teams record and the defeat of their instate foe… Then you have come to the wrong place. As a disciple of Coach Bryant let me put this in his terms…… “Win without bragging and lose without excuse” Great game Tigers, see you all... »
College Football Picks Week 12
Ladies and Gentlemen – While Coach Pete and the Southern California Trojans are singing MC Hammer songs and trying to determine if they are “Too Legit to Quit”, the rest of us will roll into the Week 12 Picks. But before we do I need to mention…. Last week your Favorite College Football Prognosticator… was a substandard... »
College Football Picks Week 10
Ladies and Gentlemen – What a week it was… Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a rather amazing 42 and 10 last week or 81% and that leaves us at 411 and 107 or 79% for the season. But enough self adulation, this week we have “even” more Big Ten games…. Played for a variety of trophy’s... »
College Football Picks Week 7
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not... »
Commentary on Commentators
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have a serious problem in this country… No, not that one, the “other” serious one…. No not that serious one, the “other” serious one… I know this is going to bruise some feelings but this has to be addressed…. I am speaking of sports commentator’s ritual of “Inventing” words that do not... »
College Football Picks Week 6
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing... »
College Football Picks Week 5
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While... »
Hootie’s “Gator Special”
Hey Yawl! It’s me, Hootie Snitch the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! I am right here at my restaurant HOOT-R’s! Located in a previously owned double wide trailer… right off of Leadmine Road just outside of Baneberry Tennessee Look for the lighted sign and come on in for the Biggest and Best Tennessee Volunteer Victory... »