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The Iron Bowl
The name alone says it all…. In the Great State of Alabama, there is nothing bigger… In Alabama you have to make a choice….. It’s one or the other… We aren’t much for fence riders or folks on middle ground….. And don’t give us that crap “how you like both teams” You can’t, it’s impossible… Saying that just makes you a... »
BREAKING NEWS
Ladies and Gentlemen – I interrupt the “Iron Bowl” edition for important late breaking college football news Please accept this news release for widest dissemination: Great News for Irish Fans Released by University of Notre Dame Athletics Rise up Irish fans! A new day is dawning. Recently Northeastern University announced it was going to drop its storied football program. This would... »
College Football Picks Week 11
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this weeks picks…. I want to thank Hootie Snitch for providing his “unique” perspective on last weeks games and answering your email questions. But just for the record I am a lot closer to Two Buck Tim than I am Tim Buck Two… Last week your favorite college... »
College Football Picks Week 7
Ladies and Gentlemen – Unlike the MSN Fox Sports Southern California Trojan loving “writer” Lisa Horne This article and subsequent College Football Picks will be in English, not Ebonics, Pig Latin or any other damn guttural slang. Her latest article was entitled…. “Who’s Gett’n Diss’d by the Polls” I am assuming this means… “Which college football teams are not... »
College Football Picks Week 6
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing... »
Milestone and Commentary
As you may already know, I sustained what I like to call a “Prognosticators Concussion” with my disappointing effort in Week 5. But before we discuss my latest injury or get to this week’s picks I want to comment on a minor milestone of sorts and make mention of a few emails I received... »
College Football Picks Week 5
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week we have Battles over Wagon Wheels, Iron Skillets and Slabs of Bacon.. EDITORS NOTE: Not all together….. Although they make a nice combo if you were out on the range We have Lions, Tigers, and Bears and Fighting Okra… Tussling over a variety of Paul Bunyan memorabilia, Mittens and a Victory Bell.. While... »
Post Game with Hootie Snitch
Well Damn it all….. Them Florida Gators done stole another one. And too make matters worse… If that is even possible… Guess what done went and happened? Remember when I was putting up a previously owned double wide trailer up for my Restaurant? And I called it HOOT-R’s you know like that other place except spelled different? Well little did... »
College Football Picks Week 1
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s finally here…… The start of the 2009 College Football Season…. This season we will see…. A Bedlam game and Back Yard Brawls…. Civil Wars and tussles over an old Brass Spittoon, an Oaken Bucket, a Wagon Wheel and a Victory Bell. And yes…. There will be Holy Wars and fights over the Golden Boot and... »
College Football Picks Week 3 (Part I)
Ladies and Gentlemen - Due to reasons beyond my control your Weekly College Football Picks will be in two installments this week. No need to worry by friends…. The remainder of your picks will be out later… Plus, it just adds to the overall excitement of the weekend, don’t you think? Last week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator finished... »