Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s finally here…… The start of the 2009 College Football Season…. This season we will see…. A Bedlam game and Back Yard Brawls…. Civil Wars and tussles over an old Brass Spittoon, an Oaken Bucket, a Wagon Wheel and a Victory Bell. And yes…. There will be Holy Wars and fights over the Golden Boot and numerous battles for Bones, Buckles and other assorted hardware. So put your tray table...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I present…. The long awaited final installment of the College Football Pre-Season Extravaganza…. In this edition we will catch up on news from around the college football world and examine a number of hallowed College Football Traditions…. I will explain the AP Pre-Season Top 25 in College Football and tell you who will be in Pasadena on January 2010. And as always we have your Pre-Season Email Questions and Answers...
It seems the folks at FoxSports and College Football News don’t read my column. I guess they can’t handle the truth…. After my commentary last week…. The twin towers of stupidity had the unmitigated gall to title their next article…. “Meet their Match: Can anyone Catch Southern California?” Are you kidding me? The gibbering idiots at the College Football News went on to say… “That if Southern California can survive their brutal road schedule,...
I would like to congratulate the fans of The Ohio State University for packing in almost ninety six thousand fans to watch the Buckeye spring game breaking the record previously held by the University of Alabama. However I have a question…. When Alabama recorded attendance for the spring scrimmage of almost ninety four thousand back in 2006, northeastern “sports writers” (I use that term loosley)… Slammed the Alabama faithful by calling them…. “tobacco spitting...
Ladies and Gentlemen - As many of you may know…. There have been a lot of changes on the University of Tennessee campus since Lane Tiffin took over the Volunteer Football Program…. Running water… In-door plumbing… Electricity… Shoes…. But prehaps the most striking change this year… Will be the change to one (of the many) of the University of Tennessee’s Mascots. That’s right, you heard it here first! “Smokey” the blue tick hound…. Will...
Ladies and Gentlemen - What a weekend in College Football…… Despite being a dismal 31 and 10 (76%) I was the ONLY College Football Prognosticator in the Country that Picked the Mighty Longhorns over the Boomer Sooners of Oklahoma… EDITORS NOTE: I greatly appreciate my Longhorn Fans… However I will NOT be a candidate for Governor of the Lonestar State Next Year… Despite the FACT my opponent hates Christmas, Children and Darrell Royal… “I am...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I know what you are all saying…. Another week below 80%…… What has happened to Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator? Nothing….. I am fine….. Believe me…. Sure…Last week I was 38 and 12 (a pitiful…76%) And I know that drops me a point to 79% overall at 240 and 63….. But there is no need to be concerned. I just need to tighten my chin strap a little more….. Let’s get...
Ladies and Gentlemen - As Promised over a week ago….. And In honor of Coach (Saint) Bobby’s big win over the Hurricanes last Saturday…. I present to you clear cut evidence that Coach Bobby, despite being well over a hunderd years old and in a constant state of confusion, is still able to “recruit” the type of players that Seminole fans have grown accustomed to watching during the Bobby Bowden Era… Enclosed is a recent snapshot of Coach...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Before we get into Saturday’s Picks I have to say… I am still mad about last night…… I am One and Two on Thursday night (again)? DAMN it…. This is the reason my average has fallen faster than the stock market the last two weeks… As you know I was a disappointing 30 and 15 (76%) last week… Which leaves me at an embarrassing 202 and 51 for the season or 80%. Hold...
