Ladies and Gentlemen – Anytime you can begin an article on College Football by quoting the late great Warren Zevon then you have to know you will be going on a ride. This will be one of those times. Get comfortable if you can and enjoy the trip Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have reached the end of the 2010 College Football Season…. In this last edition will have end of the Season Emails….. A New Year’s message or two…. And the last segment of the 2010 Bowl Predictions… To include the BCS National Championship game… Thank you all for coming along for the ride this year… I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Christmas Eve and this is a story that is familiar to many of you….. For others it may be the first time reading it I sent this out last year and so many of you loved it that I decided to send it out again. It means a lot to me Call it our little College Football Wizard Christmas Tradition… I bring you this story of the first Christmas...
Hey Yawl! It’s the Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! You guessed it! It’s your Ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from the heart of Volunteer Country! Right here in Baneberry Tennessee! I done wrote me a Christmas Story and I got some other stuff too….. It’s like the “Night Before Christmas”….. But think of it as the Tennessee version… It’s awesome as hell…. Yawl Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – This past Saturday the Mighty Fighting Okra fell to Minnesota Duluth for the Division II College National Championship. That game was played on the University of North Alabama Lions football field in Florence, Alabama. I mention this because I played on that football field as a young boy…….. In fact for a brief period of time, I lived down the street from the stadium…. I used to go up there...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Bowling Season…….. And with more Bowl Games than ever and sponsorships of the games difficult to follow Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator will break the Bowl games down into two parts for your reading enjoyment. No need to thank me…. Think of it as an early Christmas present….. Enjoy Part I of your Bowl games……
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s that time of year again……. When people will annoy the living hell of me by saying….. “Happy Holidays” This always elicits a response from me similar to this…. “Which Holiday is it? What’s that over there, is that a Holiday tree?” I will tell you what “Holiday” it is…. It’s Christmas…… Glad I could break it down for you…… And it’s also time for Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As you might imagine….. After last week…. I am awaiting a Liver Transplant from Wal-Mart (It’s near the Sporting Good’s section in case you were wondering…) Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers for perhaps the greatest in Iron Bowl History See you all next year in Jordan Hare….. With a new Liver… Enjoy Your Picks…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is right around the corner…. And that means one thing… The next three weeks the fiercest rivalries in all of college football will be played. There will be Egg Bowls and Apple Cups… Civil Wars and Good Ole Fashioned Hate There will be Iron wills and Iron Bowls…. Just thinking about it…. Can make your stomach queasier than Aunt Edna’s five bean casserole Where are my Tums? Enjoy Your...
