Ladies and Gentlemen – Last Week (Week 5 if you are keeping count and I know you are) was the equivalent of Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator stepping on a rake and getting smacked in the jimmy.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Last Week (Week 5 if you are keeping count and I know you are) was the equivalent of Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator stepping on a rake and getting smacked in the jimmy.
Ladies and Gentlemen – This past week for me can best be summed up by those immortal words from… “That Little Ol’ Band From Texas” ZZ Top when they said…. “Yes I’m bad, I’m nationwide….” Your Favorite College Prognosticator was both “Bad” and “Nationwide” last week But perhaps not for the reasons you might think…
Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is right around the corner…. And that means one thing… The next three weeks the fiercest rivalries in all of college football will be played. There will be Egg Bowls and Apple Cups… Civil Wars and Good Ole Fashioned Hate There will be Iron wills and Iron Bowls…. Just thinking about it…. Can make your stomach queasier than Aunt Edna’s five bean casserole Where are my Tums? Enjoy Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Halloween is over and I hope that none of my beloved readers lost a loved one this year to the insatiable appetite of Fat Phil Fulmer when he emerged from the pumpkin patch. But there were far too many “Tricks” and not enough “Treats” to suit me this year. This coupled with the “signs” of the coming apocalypse made Halloween all too disturbing. What do I mean and what are...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like the Oklahoma, Houston and Seminole fans last weekend… Your favorite college football prognosticator will hence forth refer to last weekends games as.. The “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”. I am sure the above fans will gladly agree with me on that point, but before I unveil my embarrassing statistics from the “Weekend that will no longer be mentioned”, I want to offer my three favorite excuses...
Ladies and Gentlemen - You didn’t really think I was going to leave you hanging did you? I would hope not! I thought we knew one another better than that. But before we launch into the final installment of Your Week 3 College Football Picks….. Have I mentioned that last week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 52 and 5 or a rather impressive 91%? Well, did I mention that in the last two...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Despite the fact we still have a game or two this evening, it’s time to take a look back at the memorable and the “not-so”-memorable events and games of the first weekend of College Football. But before we get into college football…. I hope my friends and family along the Gulf Coast have stayed hunkered down during Hurricane Gustav and that they and all their pets are doing well. You all...