Ladies and Gentlemen As I continue to recuperate from my ride with the lightening, a document of Biblical proportions was brought to my attention by a good friend of mine who just so happens to be a University of Texas Longhorn Alumni He provided me with this bombshell that he attained through the Republic of Texas Freedom Act. It’s the actual text messages from former Arkansas Razorback Coach Bobby Petrino and his 25 year...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Nothing says “Thanksgiving” quite like a long weekend filled with hate and discontent. This year there is plenty of both to go around On the menu this year…. We will have a Turkey Day Classic and a Lone Star Showdown A Backyard Brawl, a Border War and a Bedlam Game There will be Battles over Old Oaken Buckets, Bourbon Barrels and Victory Bells We will have tussles for Golden Boots,...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Thanksgiving is right around the corner…. And that means one thing… The next three weeks the fiercest rivalries in all of college football will be played. There will be Egg Bowls and Apple Cups… Civil Wars and Good Ole Fashioned Hate There will be Iron wills and Iron Bowls…. Just thinking about it…. Can make your stomach queasier than Aunt Edna’s five bean casserole Where are my Tums? Enjoy Your...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your Week 11 Picks are out a day early in Honor of the Marine Corps 235th Birthday And Veterans Day… To all my Marine Brothers and Sisters across the globe…. I want to wish you a Happy 235th Birthday….. And never forget we Marines aren’t in the “military” as some would have you to believe… We are a cult.. That oddly enough does not believe in putting your hands in...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this Week’s Picks I believe Congratulations are in order…. After defeating the James Madison Dukes last Saturday the University of New Hampshire Wildcats can take their rightful place as the Number Three Ranked team in College Football! This of course is based upon the BCS formula of the “three degrees of separation” as it relates to the Virginia Tech Hokies. Meaning: On the merit of Boise...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we get into this week’s selections….. I would like to “thanks” in no particular order: The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets The Minnesota O’ so very Golden Gophers Coach Drooley and the Tennessee Volunteers Zippy the Akron Kangaroo and the entire football coaching staff at West Point…. For completely screwing up Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator’s weekly average and sending your fans into fits of rage while dashing for the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Today is Thanksgiving…. To most people that means three things…. Family, food and football…. And not necessarily in that order… We have a cornucopia of rivalries this weekend…… Overflowing with hate and discontent….. Ah, Good Times… I can hardly wait to dig in, but before we do Let’s be thankful for what we have and not grumble about what we don’t have…. For example, I am thankful last week Your...
On the week we give thanks and celebrate Thanksgiving…. I find it interesting that this is the week where “hate and discontent” will be served throughout the college football world, along with a side of sweet potato pie of course. Not that we aren’t thankful, nothing could be further from the truth…. This isn’t about being “Thankful”…. It’s about your “Rival”…. It’s about bragging rights This is “Us” verses “Them” It’s the “Lone Star...
Some Dogs bark is worse than their bite…. But not these Dogs…. This past Saturday was certainly the Day of the Dog…. There were Bulldogs and Huskies….. They came from Georgia, Mississippi State and Northern Illinois and Washington On this day their bite was way worse than their bark…. The Bulldogs of Georgia hunkered down and treated Arkansas like a far sighted geriatric Mail carrier…. Bully from Mississippi State chewed the Commodores like a...
Ladies and Gentlemen - I want to apologize for the format on my first post back from overseas… In case you were wondering… The last post was “not” intended as an Eye Chart… Glad to see is Hootie back…. (In a strange “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” kind of way) But I honestly could have done without the picture… Try not to leave too many comments for him… It only encourages him…. We have...
