Ladies and Gentlemen – As I predicted some weeks ago….. Despite the fact we are several months away from Halloween….. The Great Pumpkin is beginning to rise from the Pumpkin Patch! That monolithic creature in Orange known as Fat Phil Fulmer has support from the University of Tennessee Board of Trustees to become the next Athletic Director at the University of Tennessee.
Ladies and Gentlemen – We are going to take quick break from the Soap Opera that has become College Football: To provide a Summer Safety Tip for all my loyal readers…. We will return later with tales from the Plains of Auburn…. The potential reemergence of Fat Phil Fulmer as the University of Tennessee Athletic Director And attempt to solve the mystery of whatever happened to the Reggie Bush’s Heisman Trophy and discuss the...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It would appear that I have struck a nerve or two with last week’s commentaries. I hope you enjoy the letters of the week….. Today is the 67th Anniversary of D-Day June 6 1944…… May we always remember and honor the courage of those brave men… Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Many of you, particularly those readers in Ann Arbor….. Are reading the latest news from Columbus Ohio with a gleam in your eye and a smile on your face. But before you begin dancing a jig and shouting “Death to the Infidels” Let me draw your attention, if I may, to another institution that not only has recently broken the rules of the NCAA, but is currently violating state and...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As you all know by now…… My beloved state of Alabama was hit with a devastating string of Tornados this past April. I would like to encourage you all, regardless of your religious or school affiliations (Which I recognize are often the same thing) to please donate to a charity of your choice that will help them recover from the devastating effects of this disaster. There are a number of...
Ladies and Gentlemen – As you may know…. I am currently on an extended sabbatical before the start of the 2011 College Football Season. It would appear from the variety of emails I receive I am not the only one who is awaiting the start of the new season. Or maybe the emails are a result of the full moon. In either case enjoy the latest from the CFB Wizard email bag. Your latest...
Ladies and Gentlemen – Anytime you can begin an article on College Football by quoting the late great Warren Zevon then you have to know you will be going on a ride. This will be one of those times. Get comfortable if you can and enjoy the trip Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – We have reached the end of the 2010 College Football Season…. In this last edition will have end of the Season Emails….. A New Year’s message or two…. And the last segment of the 2010 Bowl Predictions… To include the BCS National Championship game… Thank you all for coming along for the ride this year… I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to...
Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s Christmas Eve and this is a story that is familiar to many of you….. For others it may be the first time reading it I sent this out last year and so many of you loved it that I decided to send it out again. It means a lot to me Call it our little College Football Wizard Christmas Tradition… I bring you this story of the first Christmas...
Hey Yawl! It’s the Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! You guessed it! It’s your Ole buddy Hootie Snitch! Coming to you from the heart of Volunteer Country! Right here in Baneberry Tennessee! I done wrote me a Christmas Story and I got some other stuff too….. It’s like the “Night Before Christmas”….. But think of it as the Tennessee version… It’s awesome as hell…. Yawl Enjoy….
