Ladies and Gentlemen – There are a lot of “unwritten rules” in life…. For example… Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time If you are a guy, don’t be caught putting on chapstick in the Men’s Room at a Biker bar They are simple things, but some people need to be reminded occasionally.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Being this close to Halloween I would have to say last week was more “Tricks” than “Treats” particularly if you were a Wisconsin Badger or an Oklahoma Sooner. Those folks must feel like Charlie Brown with a Halloween sack full of rocks. I know the feeling….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Whatever happened to some people’s sense of humor? I write a tongue and cheek article about Texas A&M joining the Southeastern Conference two weeks ago and you would have thought I wrote a diatribe about my undying love for communism. I’m not a Liberal, so don’t worry about my attraction or affection for communism. I bet that one liner will get a few letters too.
Ladies and Gentlemen – This past week separated the contenders from the pretenders and it almost separated me from the liquor cabinet. Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was a very subpar 52 and 16 or 76% for the week and for the season after seven weeks that leaves me at 400 and 93 or 81%. It’s hard to believe I have picked almost 500 games thus far in the 2011 season But please hold...
Ladies and Gentlemen – I was traveling recently and was forced to set next to a group of folks from New York City complaining about “Everything in the South” and for the record…. I am convinced that a New York accent is the greatest birth control device known to mankind. And it occurred to me during this ear rape I was experiencing that I had received an email recently that was perfect for this...
Ladies and Gentlemen – This week…. I write to you from high atop my mountain compound that is the RTR Ranch and Sanatorium. I felt obligated to be in a “safe” place to write this week since the Illinois Fighting Pumpkins and the Kansas State Wildcats are both undefeated (6-0) for the first time since the Pilgrims played a Thanksgiving Football game. Because as we all know, that is one of the first signs...
