Ladies and Gentlemen –

I know many of you are in the post Christmas wrap-up…
No pun intended

And I know…..

It’s difficult to keep up with the myriad of College Bowl games this year.

But this is no time to start taking laps around the anxiety pool.

We will start with a few email Questions and Answers….
Just to lower the stress level of the Post-Christmas season….

Then we will discuss the list of “Lesser Known” Bowl Games of 2009

But before we get to it….

I hope you enjoy
Your hideous tie from Aunt Martha and remember that “she can’t help it”

Please don’t complain about the gift from Uncle Todd either
Since he was in that weed eater accident that boy hasn’t been the same.

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas

Enjoy!
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house……
Hardly a creature is stirring
Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome

But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care

Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole
Still stuck in his hair.

Have no doubt and have no fear…..

For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games
To include the game in Atlanta with the Volunteers

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas

Enjoy!
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My Dear readers….

I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas.

It’s called…..
“Christmas on Outer Drive”

Over the years I have only shared this story……..
With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty.

I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now…..

But I hope you enjoy it….
If you enjoy it, share it with whoever you like…

Merry Christmas my friends

RTR
MEB
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

Time to take a break from shopping and wrapping presents…
Forget about the tinsel and what to get Uncle Todd for Christmas for a minute or two.

Ignore your sibling bragging how your niece is a genius at 10 years old but everyone knows she eats her own boogers.

It is time for the most prestigious college football awards on the World Wide Web.

It’s time for the year end 2009 College Football Wizard Awards
(Please hold your applause)

Did I mention the awards are very prestigious?

Enjoy!
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My Friends your 2009 College Football Wizard Awards will be momentarily interrupted
For breaking college football news

The “Breaking News” is from what I like to refer to as the “I told you so” file.

Or more specifically…..I like to think of this little piece of news as

“Christmas Comes Early”

But before we get to this wonderful and not so surprising revelation

Let me say, that I have thoroughly enjoyed the emails over the past few years from many of you,
presumably worshiping at the altar of Coach Pete, telling me to “get over” the NCAA “investigation” into the Southern California Trojans.

Ah………
Southern California…..
The People that told you…..
Charles Manson was “misunderstood”
O.J. Simpson was “innocent”
O.J. Mayo didn’t take any “money”

The same people that make fun of the way Southerners talk…
But have a Governor that can’t speak English
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Ladies and Gentlemen –

It’s that time of the year again…..
Excitement is in the air across the college football world….
Well, not so much in Ann Arbor or South Bend….

But other than there……
Alumni, students, fans and players of various universities all around the nation
are getting fired up and geared up for the 2009 Bowl Season.

We will have three different installments of the Bowl season this year.

I wouldn’t want your excitement level to peak to early.

Because with what seems like a never ending list of Bowl games
It would be easy to get lost in the shuffle……….
between the “Preparation H Hemorrhoid Medicine Bowl” and the “Purina Monkey Chow Bowl”.

That’s why I am here
To guide you through these difficult and confusing waters

Before I leave you with the first installment of the Bowl Games

I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas
Or Happy Hanukkah
Or Randy Ramadan

Or whatever it is you may be celebrating this time of year.

But as you go out in the hustle and bustle of shopping this year for the holidays
I want to leave you with a holiday safety tip

If you see a bell ringer dressed like Santa
That smells like Old Granddad and boiled baloney…
Who asks you to reach in his pants pocket for a candy cane….

Don’t do it…..
That story ends with the police arresting Santa and yourself feeling icky.
And before you ask….
No, I don’t want to talk about it…

Enjoy your Bowl Games….
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Hey Yawl!

It’s Hootie Snitch!
The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet!

There has been a lot happening!

The Tennessee Vols is State Champions!

Hell Yeah!

Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s”
It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass
Right here in Baneberry Tennessee…

It is freaking awesome!

I even got me some emails to answer too

And it wouldn’t be Christmas without a surprise now would it?
Ole Hootie got yawl a surprise that Alabama guy don’t know nothing about..

So kick off your shoes and make yourself at home…
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