Hey Yawl, it’s me again James “Hootie” Snitch, and as you all should no by now unless you’ve been a living under a damn rock, I am the Number Damn One Tennessee Vol Fan on the Freaking Planet! GO VOLS! What’s his name let’s me right in here once a week, so thing will be fair and balanced. Before we get into this weeks emails, I guess yawl want me to tell you why...
It’s me again Hootie Snitch! I am sorry I didn’t get back with yawl after last Tuesday…. But Ole Hootie done had himself a rough week. First, them folks from McDonalds changed their minds and wanted me to pitch my idea to them on Friday. You ain’t going to believe it…. But they said my McPossum Sandwich only had “regional appeal”! When I asked them “what region?”, they just giggled and said never mind....
Hey Everybody! It’s your good buddy Hootie Snitch! Hope you ladies enjoyed last week’s update about myself! Kind of got you going, didn’t it? This week we are going to answer a few of your emails. Q: Hootie, I really enjoyed your update last week! Is there anyway we can see a picture of you? Are you on “My Space”? Delores – Oneida, Tennessee A: I ain’t never been in space, but I have...
Hey Everybody! It’s me again, Hootie Snitch! As you no by now I am only the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! That guy that rights this column is on what he called a “Hiatus”, which I think is a town in Louisianna. I bet he is down there a fishing. So I am a going to keep you all updated until he gets back. I have been getting a lot of...
Hey Everybody! My name is James “Hootie” Snitch and I am from Baneberry Tennessee and I am the Number One Tennessee Volunteer fan the whole wide world! Hell Yes I am! I even died my mullet Orange year round to show my love! Now you can’t beat that! My Momma’s name is Rowenna Ratt. She spells it with two “T’s” just like the greatest rock group that ever lived! Ratt ROCKS! Hell Yeah! Anyway,...
