Spring Football 2008
Mid-Week College Football News
Ladies and Gentlemen - Just a quick update as I take off for my wife’s family reunion in the mountains of eastern Kentucky. I hope to return with an accurate count of the mullets in attendance and a long awaited photo of my Sasquatch look-a-like sister-in-law. Ah Good times. So without further ado let us get to... »
Thursday Gridiron News
Ladies and Gentlemen - It has been a hectic week in college football since the CFB Wizard experienced some technical difficulties. So, let’s catch up on the latest college football news from around the country. FLORIDA STATE: From the “Here We Go Again” Department, Florida State wide receiver Preston Parker will have to sit out the “first... »
TUESDAY NEWS
Ladies and Gentlemen - I must apologize for the recent interrruption of service of “Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator”. What happened to cause the website to disappear from your web browser? This past weekend I was forced to visit Mr. James “Hootie” Snitch, the self professed “Number One Vol Fan on the Planet”, for his latest update. I... »
Spring Football UPDATE Part III
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time for our last installment of the College Football Spring Game Tour. I know, I am kind of sad about it too, but we only have 112 days until Kick-off…and we will continue to bring you the latest breaking news from the practice fields and coach’s clinics right up until the... »
Tuesday Questions & Answers
Ladies and Gentlemen - I will be conducting the “Tuesday Q/A” this week, because Hootie Snitch is still recuperating from his failed attempt at performing laser eye surgery on his cousin Ronnie with a laser pointer. For those of you that are concerned or are just joining us; This is all Hootie Snitch, the self professed... »
MID-WEEK Update
Like many of you I have been very concerned over the rash of earthquakes taking place throughout my beloved South, Midwest and most recently in California. Although I am neither a geologist nor an earthquake specialist I embarked on a personnel mission to determine the cause of this potentially deadly trend, which could threaten not... »
Spring Football Update Part II
Ladies and Gentlemen - It’s time for our next to last installment of our College Football Spring Game Tour. We have quite a few college football teams to examine along with the latest news from the practice fields, so let’s not waste any more time here. Only 121 Days until Kick-off….. Enjoy LSU: The Reining National Champion Bayou Bengals... »
Thursday Motivation
I am often asked who is the most exciting college football player in the country. This brief tribute is dedicated to a young man who would have been preparing for his senior season in 2008. Unfortunately due to an injury early in his college career, he will never play football again. I don’t care what team you... »
Spring Football Update
Ladies and Gentlemen - We will break from the usual “Tuesday Email Q&A” with Hootie Snitch to update the Spring Football Games from around the Country. For those of you that are interested…. Hootie and his cousin Ronnie have both been released from the hospital following Hootie’s failed attempt to perform laser eye surgery on his cousin. I... »
Helping the NCAA and PAC 10
Since it appears the “investigators” for the NCAA and the PAC 10 couldn’t find an elephant if they were tied to its tail, I am here to offer my help with the investigation of Reggie Bush and Southern California. Submitted for your approval; “Some” of the evidence for the Reggie Bush investigation. No need to thank... »