College Football ’09

The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

January 21, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions (Part II)

My Friends….. I have been accused of many things over the years…. But being “Un-Cool” isn’t one of them…. I received an email from a young Crimson Tide fan….. Concerning the video I included with the last post and the young fan actually said…. It hurts me to repeat this…..

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The 2009 College Football National Champions

January 19, 2010
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The 2009 College Football National Champions

Ladies and Gentlemen – So here I am in Satan’s Butt Crack…. Watching the National Championship Game… Yes “The” National Championship Game Yelling loud enough that, according to NASA, lights dim as far away as San Antonio Then it happened…. Alabama’s attempted fake punt on the first possession of the first quarter caused my spleen to jump out of my belly button… If that wasn’t bad enough….. I had no internet connection after the...

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College Football Bowling Season Week 3

December 31, 2009
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College Football Bowling Season Week 3

Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch Medicine last night. As I set here in my new Urban Myer Flip Flops...

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Lesser known 2009 Bowl Games

December 28, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I know many of you are in the post Christmas wrap-up… No pun intended And I know….. It’s difficult to keep up with the myriad of College Bowl games this year. But this is no time to start taking laps around the anxiety pool. We will start with a few email Questions and Answers…. Just to lower the stress level of the Post-Christmas season…. Then we will discuss the list...

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College Football Bowling Season Week 2

December 26, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no doubt and have no fear….. For your reading pleasure the second installment of the Bowl games To...

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Merry Christmas 2009

December 24, 2009
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Merry Christmas 2009

My Dear readers…. I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas. It’s called….. “Christmas on Outer Drive” Over the years I have only shared this story…….. With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty. I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now….. But I hope you enjoy it…. If you enjoy it, share it with whoever you like… Merry...

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The 2009 College Football Wizard Awards

December 23, 2009
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The 2009 College Football Wizard Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen – Time to take a break from shopping and wrapping presents… Forget about the tinsel and what to get Uncle Todd for Christmas for a minute or two. Ignore your sibling bragging how your niece is a genius at 10 years old but everyone knows she eats her own boogers. It is time for the most prestigious college football awards on the World Wide Web. It’s time for the year end...

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Breaking News and Commentary

December 22, 2009
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Breaking News and Commentary

My Friends your 2009 College Football Wizard Awards will be momentarily interrupted For breaking college football news The “Breaking News” is from what I like to refer to as the “I told you so” file. Or more specifically…..I like to think of this little piece of news as “Christmas Comes Early” But before we get to this wonderful and not so surprising revelation Let me say, that I have thoroughly enjoyed the emails over...

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College Football Bowling Season Week 1

December 17, 2009
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s that time of the year again….. Excitement is in the air across the college football world…. Well, not so much in Ann Arbor or South Bend…. But other than there…… Alumni, students, fans and players of various universities all around the nation are getting fired up and geared up for the 2009 Bowl Season. We will have three different installments of the Bowl season this year. I wouldn’t want...

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Your Last Pick of 2009

December 10, 2009
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Your Last Pick of 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen – Although this is your last regular weekly college football pick…. The season is far from over; we still have the 2009 Bowl Game Spectacular And Your College Football Prognosticators end of the season Awards. They are very prestigious. The CFB Wizard Christmas “Special” And somewhere between now and the end of the year We will catch up with Hootie Snitch and get his “unique” perspective on college football. So have...

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