Hey Yawl! It’s your ole boy Hootie Snitch! The Number Damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Coming at you from the Heart of Volunteer country right here in Baneberry Tennessee! Not only am I a bringing yawl the “Big Orange Report”……. But I got me an “All Access” pass behind the scenes with Coach Derek Drooley! Hell Yeah!
Ladies and Gentlemen – I present your last and final installment of the College Football Preseason Extravaganza for your viewing pleasure. It’s a shame our boys and girls overseas can’t read about college football on the CFB Wizard. I guess that’s supposed to make us all safer, right? Enjoy…
Ladies and Gentlemen – A rather disturbing issue has been brought to my attention that I think you should all be aware of. Our Boys and Girls in Iraq and Afghanistan are no longer able to read the “CFB Wizard” overseas. Now why is that?
Ladies and Gentlemen – As promised…. The second installment of the College Football Preseason Extravaganza for your viewing pleasure. Let the countdown begin… Kickoff is right around the corner Enjoy….
Ladies and Gentlemen – Your long wait is over. No longer will you have to force yourself to watch Celebrity Poker or the Canadian Badminton Championships to have something “sport like” to fill your sports void. EDITORS NOTE: Is it just me or does “Celebrity Poker” sound nasty to you too? Sounds like a weekend at Charlie Sheen’s house to me. You don’t have to gripe anymore about the Pennsylvania Amish Butter Churning Championship...
Ladies and Gentlemen – In an age when we hear far too much about the greed in sports, from athletes selling their memorabilia for tattoos to a Father selling their son to the highest bidder. It’s refreshing to know that there are still athletes who will go the extra mile to bring hope to those who need it the most.
Ladies and Gentlemen – While the Auburn Tigers are rowing up the River of Denial and the Ohio State Buckeyes are self imposing and publically self abusing themselves, the Ducks of the University of Oregon are happily paddling with their cute little webbed feet in the NCAA pond of poop.
Ladies and Gentlemen – It would seem that I inadvertently set off some premature 4th of July Fireworks with my article last week on the 2010 National Champion Auburn Tigers. I certainly didn’t mean to be unduly negative before a holiday weekend. So with that in mind, I hope to make up for last week’s article with a cheerful and positive spin on the ongoing NCAA Investigation into Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers....
Ladies and Gentlemen – As promised…. It is time to take a closer look at the 2010 National Champion Auburn Tigers and the “ongoing” Investigation by the NCAA into Cam Newton Enjoy….
