Ladies and Gentlemen –
From the number of illiterate and barely readable emails I received last week, it is apparent that I struck a nerve with some Tennessee Volunteer Fans with my commentary on Fat Phil Fulmer as a potential candidate for Athletic Director at the University of Tennessee.
Some of you voiced your disproval at me calling him “Fat”…..
EDITORS NOTE: Well folks, Phil Fulmer didn’t have his belly button pierced because he thought it was “cute”, he had it done so a tractor trailer can tow him by the belly ring to whatever Krispy Kreme appearances he is scheduled to appear. Provided of course they have him on roller skates.
Many of you have called Phil Fulmer a “Great” Football Coach……
EDITORS NOTE: Did it ever occur to any of you that Phil hasn’t been offered ANY coaching jobs since he was given the proverbial golden handshake at the University of Tennessee?
Not any college coaching jobs, not the NFL, Canadian, Iceland, Pee Wee League, nothing…
A few of you said I had “my facts wrong about Phil Fulmer” when it came to “problem” players on the team and that Phil Fulmer was a “Disciplinarian”.
EDITORS NOTE: Please refresh my memory….
The term “UThug”, how did the Tennessee Football team “earn” that nickname?
I can’t remember if they got that nickname because of the attempted murders, the actual murders, the armed robberies, the doctored urinalysis tests or the rapes.
One email even said…..
“Them Players at Tennessee is all smart and graduate more than anywheres else”
EDITORS NOTE: Might I assume…..
This was written by an English Major at the University of Tennessee?
Now I know many of you dearly Love Fat Phil Fulmer…..
As is evidence in the below photograph
But I never realized….
How many delusional fans the Tennessee Volunteers have until I saw this short video clip.
EDITORS NOTE: And some of you will still wonder after viewing this….…
Why the late great Lewis Grizzard called it OBKnoxville?
EDITORS NOTE: Before you ask…..
“Yes” that was the gayest thing I have ever seen from any college football fans…
And as a side note how bad does your behavior have to be…
To be told to “tone it down” by the University of Tennessee Athletic Department?
Enough Said…..
RTR
THE CFB WIZARD