Archive for December, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen – As the sun sets on the end of another year…. It’s time to wrap up the Bowl season And the National Championship Safety Tip: For those of you reading this on January 1st…… This column is not written or designed in 3D….. If you are seeing double You “may” have had too much of Grandpa’s Couch... »

Ladies and Gentlemen – I know many of you are in the post Christmas wrap-up… No pun intended And I know….. It’s difficult to keep up with the myriad of College Bowl games this year. But this is no time to start taking laps around the anxiety pool. We will start with a few email Questions and... »

Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s the day after Christmas and all through the house…… Hardly a creature is stirring Not even Aunt Edna and her irritable bowel syndrome But that doesn’t matter and you really shouldn’t care Because Uncle Todd is sleeping off his Christmas bender with sweet potato casserole Still stuck in his hair. Have no... »

My Dear readers…. I wrote a Christmas story some years ago about my most memorable Christmas. It’s called….. “Christmas on Outer Drive” Over the years I have only shared this story…….. With a few close friends and a certain member of Alabama royalty. I am not sure why I decided to share this with you all now….. But... »

Ladies and Gentlemen – Time to take a break from shopping and wrapping presents… Forget about the tinsel and what to get Uncle Todd for Christmas for a minute or two. Ignore your sibling bragging how your niece is a genius at 10 years old but everyone knows she eats her own boogers. It is... »

My Friends your 2009 College Football Wizard Awards will be momentarily interrupted For breaking college football news The “Breaking News” is from what I like to refer to as the “I told you so” file. Or more specifically…..I like to think of this little piece of news as “Christmas Comes Early” But before we get to this wonderful... »

Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s that time of the year again….. Excitement is in the air across the college football world…. Well, not so much in Ann Arbor or South Bend…. But other than there…… Alumni, students, fans and players of various universities all around the nation are getting fired up and geared up for the 2009 Bowl Season. We... »

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch! The Number damn One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! There has been a lot happening! The Tennessee Vols is State Champions! Hell Yeah! Also I got some Big News about my brand damn new place “Snitch’s” It’s in a previously owned double wide just off the bypass Right here in Baneberry Tennessee… It is freaking awesome! I... »

Ladies and Gentlemen – Although this is your last regular weekly college football pick…. The season is far from over; we still have the 2009 Bowl Game Spectacular And Your College Football Prognosticators end of the season Awards. They are very prestigious. The CFB Wizard Christmas “Special” And somewhere between now and the end of the year We... »

In the words of the Professional Wrestling Icon “Nature Boy” Ric Flair “To Be the Man, you have to beat the Man” Saturday night in Atlanta at the Georgia Dome…. The Southeastern Conference Championship game…. The Alabama Crimson Tide didn’t just beat the man…. They took him behind the woodshed and wore his ass out. »