The NCAA Response

The NCAA Response to the College Football Wizard Commentary

Dear Mr. College Football Wizard

I was deeply troubled by the recent article on your website which appeared on June 12th, 2009.  I would like to officially request that you cease and desist all activity which might further slander myself, the NCAA, and various personnel mentioned.

Also, your use of my likeness is in violation of various copyright laws governing reprinting of photographs, video clips, and other media.

I do however, have more flattering photographs available for future use for $34.95 payable by cash, check or money order.

As to our cease and desist order, more specifically the investigation into one Mr. Reginald Bush, formerly of the finest educational institution in the country, the University of Southern California, your remarks characterizing our conduct were scurrilous, outrageous, and inflammatory.

The highly esteemed University in question has never admitted to any wrong doing, so therefore, there is no reason for the NCAA to assume any such wrong doing, in light of the nature of our investigative body.

Further, you seem to consistently compare the University of Alabama investigations and the University of Southern California investigations and I would like to point out the key inconsistency in said comparison.  Alabama reported their violations and Southern California reported no violations.

Therefore, one would naturally conclude that Alabama is guilty and was penalized, while Southern California admitted no guilt, and thusly, is simply not guilty.
This should be obvious to the most casual observer but your inability to draw this same conclusion is deeply troubling.

As to your reference to model citizens at the University of Tennessee, in particular Mr. Phillip Fulmer, I am appalled at your characterizations of this fine coach. Please realize that Mr. Fulmer has a grandular condition and in no way should be held up for public ridicule.

After an exhaustive 30 minute investigation into your ranting and unsubstantiated allegations, we have found that you, good sir, are not within compliance of the NCAA conduct policy and have determined that your penalties will be as follows:

1. Loss of 6 megs of bandwidth for three years
2. Public scrutiny and humiliation
3. Hootie Snitch will be declared ineligible from contributions to your site for 1 year.

Respectfully,
Myles Brand
President
Nazi’s Crushing American Athletics
National Collegiate Athletic Association

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