Archive for September, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback (Tuesday Edition)

September 30, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before we discuss the past week in College Football, I want to tell you a thing or two about picking the games…. You see I have been in a rush picking your games. I admit it… I am not making excuses… If I were to make excuses I would use any one of my favorite three excuses. You know what those are right? The Sun was in my eyes… I...

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College Football Picks Week 5 (Part II)

September 26, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I don’t know about you…. But I am still higher than a Georgia Pine over the Oregon State Beavers win last night! I half expected to wake up this morning and read about mass suicides within the College Football National Media over the U$C Trojan loss… You can’t blame a guy for dreaming, can you? Before we launch into Saturday’s Games let’s talk about last week. Last Week Your Favorite...

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BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 26, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like Ward Cleaver… I too Hail the Power of the Beaver…. OREGON STATE BEAVERS 27 $OUTHERN CALIFORNIA TROJAN$ 21 Congratulations to the Oregon State Beavers for killing the hopes and dreams of the most overrated team in all of College Football for the last ten years… That (O’ By the Way)… Should be on NCAA Probation by now anyway… I am SO Glad I was wrong about that game…....

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College Football Picks Week 5 (Part I)

September 25, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – We only have time to cover those College Football Games that take place between now and Saturday… So Please…Stay tuned. We have a lot to discuss on Friday in Part II of Your Week Five College Football Picks… We will have the Weekly Round Up… Email Questions and Answers…. And the All Important Games of the Week…  Alabama and Georgia between the hedges… Arkansas and Texas in an old Fashion Southwest Conference...

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Wanted: Momma’s Teeth

September 20, 2008
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Wanted: Momma’s Teeth

Hey Yawl! It’s Hootie Snitch the Number One Volunteer Fan on the Planet! Fact is ALL us Snitch’s are Vol Fans! Go Big Orange! Anyway… As yawl know it’s Tennessee – Florida week… And that means those damn gator fans are ALL over Knoxville… But that ain’t the real problem here… Last Night I took Momma Snitch and my Brother down to “The International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum” for a Vol-Gator...

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College Football Picks Week 4 (Part II)

September 19, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – As promised we return for the Saturday College Football Games….. Due to limited time this week for “The Picks” I will present the “Southern California Trojan” version of the College Football Picks next week… However, just for you (My Beloved Fans) I will provide a sample of what is to come in that segment with a “Southern California Trojan” Testimonial… It should be more than enough to get your funny bone...

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College Football Picks Week 4 (Part I)

September 17, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Much like last week, your Weekly College Football Picks will be in two installments with the “early” games being presented during the middle of the week and the Saturday Games coming your way on Friday evening. You wonder why I was bragging last week with picking a blistering 91% of the games? Easy…. Because, last week I finished at 37 and 8 or 82%. But along with the drop in my weekly...

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Monday Morning Quarterback

September 15, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It appears that I struck a nerve with a large number of Southern California Trojan Fans with my “Sunday Rewind” article yesterday. Good…. The funny thing is that out of the nearly eighty emails I received; nobody wanted to challenge my facts concerning the Southern California Football Program…. Instead the Trojan fans resorted to name calling…. For example….. “Why don’t you just let the Reggie Bush thing go #^&%$? He...

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Sunday Morning Rewind…

September 14, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – I wanted to take a moment in the wake of the national sports media’s “Love Fest” with the Unive$ity of $outhern California Trojan$ to bring some common sense to the College Football Weekend, that was… Has the National Sports Media gone mad? Jim Jones and his family drinking the cool-aide made as much sense as anything I have heard over the last 24 hours concerning the “Greatness” of the Southern...

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College Football Picks Week 3 (Part II)

September 12, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – You didn’t really think I was going to leave you hanging did you? I would hope not! I thought we knew one another better than that. But before we launch into the final installment of Your Week 3 College Football Picks….. Have I mentioned that last week Your Favorite College Football Prognosticator was 52 and 5 or a rather impressive 91%? Well, did I mention that in the last two...

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