Hey yawl it’s your ole buddy Hootie Snitch the number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the planet and I am madder than Hell!
Like everybody else I seen on the news and in the papers last week something that just frosted my ass!
At first I couldn’t believe what I was a seeing and then I got together with some other Tennessee fans from the trailer park here and they seen it too!
Hell Fire! It’s on all the local and cable news stations! I even seen the headlines in the Baneberry Tennessee paper! We all seen it and are mad enough to spit!
I can’t believe the nerve of those LSU fans and in particular their damn football coach!
Everybody knows they won the National Championship this past year, but there ain’t no need for some kind of special treatment just cause you all won the title!
And the LSU football Coach is a damn millionare! Why in the hell does he think the rest of us are going to go out of our way and drive to God knows where and do someting for him!
Well I am a asking you all to join me and say we ain’t a going to do it!
You all know what headlines I am a talking about too!
DUE TO HIGH GAS PRICES….
AMERICA IS DRIVING LESS MILES THIS SUMMER
Well by GOD I ain’t driving him nowwhere!
Hootie – Out!