Archive for April, 2008

MID-WEEK Update

April 30, 2008
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MID-WEEK Update

Like many of you I have been very concerned over the rash of earthquakes taking place throughout my beloved South, Midwest and most recently in California. Although I am neither a geologist nor an earthquake specialist I embarked on a personnel mission to determine the cause of this potentially deadly trend, which could threaten not only our very way of life but the entire 2008 College Football Season. I am proud to report that...

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Spring Football Update Part II

April 29, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – It’s time for our next to last installment of our College Football Spring Game Tour. We have quite a few college football teams to examine along with the latest news from the practice fields, so let’s not waste any more time here. Only 121 Days until Kick-off….. Enjoy LSU: The Reining National Champion Bayou Bengals may have lost some key players due to graduation and the NFL draft, but make...

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Thursday Motivation

April 24, 2008
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I am often asked who is the most exciting college football player in the country. This brief tribute is dedicated to a young man who would have been preparing for his senior season in 2008. Unfortunately due to an injury early in his college career, he will never play football again. I don’t care what team you are a fan of, you have to admire the grit and determination and be amazed by…. “The...

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Spring Football Update

April 22, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – We will break from the usual “Tuesday Email Q&A” with Hootie Snitch to update the Spring Football Games from around the Country. For those of you that are interested…. Hootie and his cousin Ronnie have both been released from the hospital following Hootie’s failed attempt to perform laser eye surgery on his cousin. I am sure he will have more to say about this incident later in the week. We...

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Helping the NCAA and PAC 10

April 17, 2008
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Since it appears the “investigators” for the NCAA and the PAC 10 couldn’t find an elephant if they were tied to its tail, I am here to offer my help with the investigation of Reggie Bush and Southern California. Submitted for your approval; “Some” of the evidence for the Reggie Bush investigation. No need to thank me, I’m just glad to do my part. Enjoy. RTR MEB

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(Another) Tuesday Q/A with Hootie Snitch

April 15, 2008
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It’s me again Hootie Snitch! I am sorry I didn’t get back with yawl after last Tuesday…. But Ole Hootie done had himself a rough week. First, them folks from McDonalds changed their minds and wanted me to pitch my idea to them on Friday. You ain’t going to believe it…. But they said my McPossum Sandwich only had “regional appeal”! When I asked them “what region?”, they just giggled and said never mind....

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Tuesday Q/A with Hootie Snitch

April 8, 2008
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Hey Everybody! It’s your good buddy Hootie Snitch! Hope you ladies enjoyed last week’s update about myself! Kind of got you going, didn’t it? This week we are going to answer a few of your emails. Q: Hootie, I really enjoyed your update last week! Is there anyway we can see a picture of you? Are you on “My Space”? Delores – Oneida, Tennessee A: I ain’t never been in space, but I have...

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Hootie’s Corner

April 4, 2008
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Hey Everybody! It’s me again, Hootie Snitch! As you no by now I am only the Number One Tennessee Volunteer Fan on the Planet! That guy that rights this column is on what he called a “Hiatus”, which I think is a town in Louisianna. I bet he is down there a fishing. So I am a going to keep you all updated until he gets back. I have been getting a lot of...

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Early Update

April 1, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen – Before I depart for a brief hiatus I wanted to leave you all with another story from the “Here we go again Department” and this is no April Fools. On the evening of Friday April the 11th, the University of Alabama had planned to have a pep rally before the spring football game in Bryant Denny Stadium involving the football coaches, players and the Million Dollar Marching Band. This pep...

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